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Hairless cats are the idyllic animals that some people dream of. It seems that ever since the days of Austin Powers, Mr. Bigglesworth really kicked off the trend for these felines. Now, everyone wants a hairless cat; you often have to pay a pretty penny to call one your own.
Are you one of the lucky few who have acquired your own hairless kitty? Now, your biggest question is what you are going to name them. We’re here to help. Hopefully, this is a one-stop shop for you to find a name that stands out among the rest.
The 500+ Hairless Cat Names
Without further ado, here are 500+ of the best cat names for hairless cats we could find.
Aristocratic Names for Your Cat
Why not lend the name of a refined gentleman or classy lady? When you hear the name of your hairless, you may think “aristocrat”—or “aristocat,” rather.
Male Cat Names
- Albert
- Toulouse
- Arthur
- George
- Branson
- Grant
- Preston
- Alfred
- Andrew
- Boswell
- Berne
- Victor
- Dougal
- Charles
- Constantine
- Franklin
- Dominic
- Rueben
- Bartley
- Corbin
- Eustace
- Ellington
- Charles
- Beauregard
- Sidwell
- Faulk
- Augustus
- Ulysses
- Vincent
- Raul
- Fredrick
- Milford
- Donnelly
- Dudley
- Montel
- Wilfred
- Roscoe
- Crawford
- Maxwell
- Gunter
- Horace
- Festus
- Rautus
- Webster
- Wilson
- Winston
- Finnegan
- Edgar
- Ignatius
- Ambrosia
- Thaddeus
- Darius
- Vladimir
- William
- Olivander
- Edward
- Nebuchadnezzar
- Napoleon
- Bridges
- Franz
- Jacques
- Fernando
- Gilbert
- Brunswick
- Desmond
- Fletcher
- Nigel
- Ramos
- Gomez
- Andrey
- Timothy
- Bartholomew
- Hans
- Feldman
- Eustace
- Daniel
- Denton
- Mitchell
- Winslow
- Holmes
- Tedrow
Female Cat Names
- Magnolia
- Gloria
- Sandrine
- Francesca
- Hildegard
- Vivian
- Magdalene
- Philomena
- Paloma
- Vera
- Frances
- Dahlia
- Beatrice
- Victoria
- Mariam
- Clara
- Pia
- Fernanda
- Drusilla
- Ramona
- Winona
- Tatiana
- Elizabeth
- Diana
- Naomi
- Roma
- Bonita
- Mona
- Reva
- Maureen
- Ruby
- Charlotte
- Gillian
- Yvonne
- Ava
- Freda
- Ingrid
- Greta
- Chauncey
- Ursula
- Garnet
- Amelia
- Sophia
- Francine
- Katrina
- Glenda
- Mavis
- Georgia
- Fiona
- Lola
- Mary
- Velma
- Starla
- Bertha
- Priscilla
- Dinah
- Valencia
- Blythe
- Wihlomena
- Celeste
- Winifred
- Veda
- Beilhilda
- Harriet
- Genevieve
- Guinevere
- Ophelia
- Verona
- Rowanda
- Edith
- Mabel
- Faye
- Verruca
- Fern
- Primrose
- Rosalind
- Veronica
- Lena
- Veranda
- Talulah
- Abigail
- Myrtle
- Zinnia
- Agatha
- Violet
- Edelweiss
- Della
- Matilda
- Ruth
- Esther
Hippie Names for Your Cat
If your cat is a firm believer in peace and love, you might want to give them a hippie name. Here are a few slammin’ throwbacks from the 1960s and other miscellaneous nature terms for you to mull over for your flower child feline.
- Parsley
- Birch
- Forest
- Clay
- Storm
- Moss
- Oak
- Rowan
- Garfunkel
- Pansy
- Pine
- Moon
- Aurora
- Skylark
- Flower child
- Rain
- Vine
- Ivy
- Rose
- Sunny
- Maple
- Ash
- Peony
- Winter
- Amethyst
- Rose
- Dahlia
- Wren
- Owlet
- Juniper
- Piper
- Bear
- Cliff
- Ridge
- Everest
- Atlas
- Fawn
- Jasper
- Onyx
- Zinnia
- Hazel
- Opal
- Clay
- Brook
- Orion
- Linden
- Forest
- Magnolia
- Sage
- River
- Meadow
- Flora
- Grove
- Canyon
- Briar
- Gale
- Clover
- Basil
- Balsam

Shaved Athlete Names for Your Cat
Athletes sometimes shave their entire bodies. A full-body shave can be aerodynamic in some circumstances and strictly for looks in others.
You can choose from bodybuilders to swimmers, depending on your preference. So, if you have a heck of an athlete at home, here are some names you can think about.
Male Cat Names
- Phelps—Michael Phelps
- Colin—Colin McGreggor
- Spitz—Mark Spitz
- Lochte—Ryan Lochte
- Schwarzenegger—Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Ian—Ian Thorpe
- Adrian—Nathan Adrian
- Everson—Jeff Everson
- Dorian—Dorian Yates
- Zane—Frank Zane
- Ferrigno—Lou Ferrigno
- Franco—Franco Columbu
- Reeves—Steve Reeves
- Armstrong—Lance Armstrong
- Bartali—Gino Bartali
- Fausto—Fausto Coppi
Female Cat Names
- Janet—Janet Evans
- Ledecky—Katie Ledecky
- Dawn—Dawn Fraser
- Rhonda—Rhonda Rousey
- Cyborg—Cris Cyborg
- Valentina—Valentina Shevchenko
- Denise—Denise Masino
- Marianna—Marianna Komlos
- Rasa—Rasa von Werder
- Corina—Corina Everson
- Vos—Marianna Vos
- Beryl—Beryl Burton
- Phinney—Connie Carpenter-Phinney
- Fabiana—Fabiana Luperini
Regular Joe Names for Your Cat
Since these cats share our lack of fur, you might want to give them a regular old Joe or Jane name. They can be some of the most fitting and hilarious of all.
Male Cat Names
- Bob
- Dan
- Jeff
- Bill
- Don
- Hector
- Larry
- Ron
- Frank
- Gus
- Martin
- Ted
- Terry
- Carl
- Vince
- Rudy
- Phil
- Manny
- Wally
- Vinny
- Todd
- Doug
- Lyle
- Rich
- Dewey
- Ned
- Murphy
- Cecil
- Stanley
- Kirby
- Earl
- Seth
- Gary
- Randy
- Quincy
- Fred
- Monty
- Mortimer
- Rupert
- Vic
- Henry
- Rick
- Red
- Chet
- Zed
- Pete
- Greg
- Travis
- James
- Gerald
- Mark
- Benjamin
- Lance
- Lionel
- Waylon
- Benny
- Bruce
- Ivan
- Ezra
- Wendell
- Oliver
- Tom
- Rufus
- Walter
- Floyd
- Daryl
- Newman
- Wayne
- Curtis
- Leo
- Niles
- Brian
- Dave
- Herman
- Burt
- Christopher
- Miles
- Roy
- Garth
- Lloyd
- Maurice
- Rex
- Waldo
- Arty
Female Cat Names
- Rita
- Janet
- Bonnie
- Jean
- Stacy
- Amanda
- Rosie
- Becky
- Marilyn
- Fran
- Polly
- Trudy
- Sylvia
- Phyllis
- Stephanie
- Elsie
- Olive
- Brandy
- Fancy
- Opal
- Carol
- Nancy
- Sally
- Holly
- Debra
- Imogen
- Coco
- Ginny
- Pauline
- Blair
- Donna
- Gloria
- Shirley
- Vicky
- Tammy
- Sadie
- Renee
- Nicole
- Maria
- Faye
- Mamie
- Florence
- Gina
- Lisa
- Connie
- Tonya
- Joyce
- Donna
- Gloria
- Dorothy
- Bernadette
- Deidra
- Winnie
- Nellie
- Joan
- Hattie
- Pansy
- Candy
- Mimi
- Mitzi
- Betsy

Punny Names for Your Cat
You know how comical it can be if you have a hairless cat. Why not give your cat a name that might get some laughs along the way?
- Mr. Bigglesworth
- George Foreman
- Mr. Clean
- Pillsbury
- Blobfish
- Baldo
- King Neptune
- Wigs
- Dobby
- Wrinkles
- Sphynxster
- Eggs
- Toupee
- Flopsy
- Nip Slip
- Vin Diesel
- Bruce Willis
- Peachfuzz
- The Rock
- Sinead O’Connor
- Pudge
- Silky Teats
- Caillou
- Nekked
- Whiskers
- Pluck
- Lever 2000
- Chicken Neck
- Turkey
- Slinky
- Hot Fuzz
- Charlie Brown
- Pinky
- Rufus

Elegant, Strong Names for Your Cat
Hairless cats are full of agility and grace. While there are cute and funny hairless cat namesfor your kitty, you could also give them a beautiful name. If your cat strikes you as majestic rather than silly, consider one of these names.
Male Cat Names
- Ira
- Ezra
- Lazarus
- Naught
- Malachi
- Vincent
- August
- Mortimer
- Hermes
- Andrey
- Aries
- Poseidon
- Ludwig
- Vin-cello
- Lafayette
- Micah
- Boswell
- Nehemiah
- Gilgamesh
- Azrael
- Hogarth
- Leif
- Nile
- Brahms
- Lars
- Raul
- Parson
- Killian
- Giles
- Raphael
- Roman
- Flavius
- Ra
- Oedipus
- Zeus
- Icarus
- Declan
- Hercules
- Damon
- Wilfred
- Rogue
Female Cat Names
- Freya
- Artemis
- Thalia
- Demeter
- Calliope
- Farrah
- Paloma
- Nadine
- Philippa
- Garnet
- Carlotta
- Charlotte
- Margot
- Annalise
- Deidre
- Elaina
- Vera
- Magdalena
- Oriya
- Veda
- Zelda
- Cortina
- Eula
- Gabrielle
- Bianca
- Isla
- Josephine
- Guinevere
- Amelia
- Beatrice
- Cecilia
- Delilah
- Eloise
- Esther
- Gwyneth
- Miriam
- Olive
- Blythe
- Camille
- Cordelia
- Ramona
- Willa
- Faraday
- Emilia
- Rowena
- Brunhild
- Coralline
- Blanche
- Victoria
- Henrietta

How to Name Your Hairless Cat
Naming your cat is a pretty big deal. After all, it sets the foundation for the rest of your relationship. You can start by getting to know your kitten (or adult cat). Soon, your cat will know their name and come running whenever you call them.
Here are some excellent tips on picking the best name for your cat.
Let Fate Decide
You probably have a lineup of names that are standing out to you. If you can’t decide which one you like best or which one fits the most, you can always let fate decide.
You can pull up a name generator online or do it the old-fashioned way and put some names into a hat.
Choose a Meaningful Name
Perhaps you have a favorite character in a book, or you like a specific kind of flower. Is there something you gravitate toward in your everyday life with a pretty title? You could always use it as a name for your hairless cat.
Conclusion
We hope you enjoyed these fur-free cat names. So, did you find a favorite or two to choose from? We hope you found some noteworthy names to add to your ever-growing list.
With any luck, one stood out to you, and you snatched it right away. But if we didn’t have what you were looking for, the right name is sure to fall into your lap.
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