Purred: Sat May 3, '08 2:01pm PST |
 |  |  |  | Buddhist doctrine teaches that a sense of individual identity is but illusion, and that it is senseless to try to find a solution to the question of the identity of the individual soul. So, in that sense, no, actually, I haven't the faintest idea who I am, especially after being forced to wear this dumb tiara.
Things aren't helped by the facts that:
(1) We may actually be trolls of quadruplets named Tiffany, Brittany, Ashley, and Petulia, who live in Kalamazoo, Michigan.
(2) We may actually be a Cairn Terrier, a Whippet, a Rottweiler, and an Old English Sheepdog who have escaped from Dogster for a Walk on the Wild Side.
(3) We may actually be the creations of a very sick young girl named Sharleen who lives in Kalamazoo and can't have pets because of severe allergies.
(4) All or none of the above may be true.
Also, let's get this straight: this continual talking in "Cat" voices, and referring to the Human behind us as "Meowmy," can be seriously disturbing to some of the "Meowmys" who are a bit mentally unstable in the first place.
The quick answer: No, I haven't the foggiest idea who I am.
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